jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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super-avenger-who-lock:

The fact that he actually tweeted that.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

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lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

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definitelydope:

Lagoa do vento

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paradoxesforeveryone:

Fucking depression. I’ve been dealing with you for over a decade. I’m getting so tired of it. It never goes away - not really. Nothing good enough to combat it lasts.

I’m so tired.

aseaofquotes:

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

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poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

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